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Issue #34, October 2009
Novelty News Features

The Most Outrageous Halloween Costume Ever!

From the sexy and twisted mind of fan favorite Ashley Blue and just in time for Halloween, Miss Blue tells consumers where to stick her CyberSkin Spread Wide Pussy and Ass. Click the video below for Ashley's suggestion that is guaranteed to win you "Best Costume" at your Office Halloween Party! (If you do this, send us the photos!)

In the decidedly more tame Product Featurette video, Ashley Blue discusses the selling features of her CyberSkin Spread Wide Pussy and Ass. Throughout the clip, she fondles the life-size masturbator and teases the gents with invitations such as, "Slide your cock into my tight pussy and feel the ribbed love tunnel grip your cock." Embed the high-production-value video on your site as a unique sales tool that increases traffic while providing product specific education in a lively, engaging format.

Ashley Blue was so much fun and so wild during the shoot that we had to make a video of "Ashley Extras." Add this video to your site so people can get to know and love the sweet, silly, sexy Ashley Blue!

69 Collection Adored by Celebs at Pre-Emmy Party

Topco Sales featured The 69 Collection at Adrienne Maloof's Estate for a Pre-Emmy Party with the proceeds benefiting the Noreen Fraser Foundation. The event was organized by The Silver Spoon, a company known for creating the lavish celebrity gifting suites at many awards shows, galas, and high-profile parties. The two day event happened on September 16th and 17th and featured a luncheon, spa services, celebrity gifting and a special Casino Lounge set up with poker and blackjack tables.

I was asked to be the special guest poker dealer, and as a poker player, was thrilled to help out. As the event began, Ron Del Rio, the publicist for Maloof Productions, rushed over and asked me to deal for a photo op at the blackjack table. "Of course," I said, since they appeared to be in a pinch for a dealer. Though I have played blackjack, I never dealt it before. My very first blackjack hand was on-camera and to Phil Maloof, Leeza Gibbons, Kevin Connolly and several other notables...yikes! Imagine my horror when half way through the hand I realized I was dealing backwards!

Thankfully the rest of the Topco Sales' team were more on their 'game' as they showed off The 69 Collection to inquiring guests. Annalee Wooster, Erica Heathman and Kendra Langer all gave out tasty samples of The 69 Collection.

Erica Heathman noted a lot of guests enjoyed the blow-job demonstration. Yeah, who wouldn't, huh? She clarified by explaining, "The Ego Stroker was a big hit because most people never realized a stroker could be used as a couples' toy. Showing them how to wrap the dainty CyberSkin stroker around the shaft and allowing for fellatio on the tip of the penis was like a revelation!"

Though many were shy, a lot of celebrities took home samples of The 69 Collection. The tasty line of cosmetics was in fine company as other brands included: Sketchers, Nexus Hair Products, Wii, The Lovin Scoopful and more.

The popular 69 Collection was also recently featured in the Topco Top Secret Room in the Malibu Beach House and was a hit among celebrities and Hollywood's trend setters who visited. It's been the topic of conversation on Night Calls on Playboy Radio and The Sheena Metal Experience on LA Talk Radio. If you are interesting in stocking this exciting line of products contact your distributor or Topco Sales' account executive-and don't forget to ask how you can participate in The 69 Gift with Purchase Promotion.

Free Speech Coalition Prepares For Annual Gala

Invitations have been sent, calendars marked and dozens of adult industry professionals are busy readying themselves for the industry's most exclusive annual party, hosted by the Free Speech Coalition. The event is scheduled for Saturday, Nov. 14, 2009 at the Skirball Cultural Center in Los Angeles.

Sinclair Institute's
Peggy Oettinger

In its annual gala event, the Free Speech Coalition recognizes companies and individuals who have made a positive impact on the adult industry. This year's event, called the "Bada-Bing Bailout Bash", will honor Hustler founder and Free Speech advocate, Larry Flynt with its Legacy Award, while famed industry personality, Ron Jeremy and Wicked Pictures contract director, Stormy Daniels will each be presented with Positive Image Awards. Claiming the honor of Man of the Year will be prolific adult director John Stagliano, and Sinclair Institute's Peggy Oettinger will be awarded Woman of the Year. Receiving awards for Businesses of the Year are Novelty Company, The Screaming O; Internet Business, Video Secrets and Production Studio, Titan Media.

"In this year of bailouts and backroom economics, we're putting on the Ritz and celebrating mobsters & molls, cops & robbers, big cheeses & beautiful babes," reports the Free Speech Coalition website. "There will be red carpet arrivals, casino games, outdoor cigar lounge, musical entertainment, photo ops and a live auction... we promise you that it will be an "arresting" time."

The Free Speech Coalition is currently taking qualified table registrations and offers many sponsorship opportunities. FSC board members such as Topco Sales Account Executive, Lynn Swanson, are urging industry professionals to attend this auspicious event.

"Parties such as the Free Speech Coalition "Bada-Bing Bailout Bash" are so vital to the adult industry," says Swanson. "They provide companies at every level of the business with a sense of community. It's hard not to have fun when you're surrounded by colleagues, gambling, drinks and great food. The evening promises to be entertaining and of course, represents a great networking opportunity!"
For more information visit the Free Speech Coalition event page at http://freespeechcoalition.com/bash.html.

For Sponsorship Opportunities visit http://freespeechcoalition.com/images/pdf/SponsorshipForm.pdf

For Ticket and Table Sales visit http://freespeechcoalition.com/images/pdf/09_FSC_BASH_Ticket-Table_Form.pdf

Ho Ho Ho!

This year, we got our hands on Mrs. Claus' Christmas Wish List. (Who knew she was so kinky!) Rumor has it that she's been very naughty and Santa is going to fill her stocking with his hot coal. Stock your shelves with these 10 scorching, snow melting adult novelties, so Santa can get back to buying toys for the good little girls and boys.

To heat up her frosty cherry pie...

climax bursts, Warming Lubricant (1031439)
1031439
climax bursts, Warming Lubricant

A sensual massage gets Mrs. Claus all hot and bothered...

Lure for Her Pheromone Soy Massage Candle (1030234)
1030234
Lure for Her Pheromone Soy Massage Candle

Mrs. Claus knows Santa likes his BJs extra wet...

69 Wet Head: Cinnamon (1031784)
1031784
69 Wet Head: Cinnamon

To finish off the Naughtiest Night in the North Pole, some festively-flavored warming massage oils...

TLC Body Shots Liqueur 4 Night Cap Flavors (1032337)
1032337
TLC Body Shots Liqueur 4 Night Cap Flavors

Selfless Mrs. Claus loves a kit with scorchingly hot toys for both lovers...

TLC Red Hots Scorching Sex Kit (1048417)
1048417
TLC Red Hots Scorching Sex Kit

For those long winter nights when Santa is tied up on deadline in his workshop...

Adam & Eve CyberSilicone 7X G-Spot Hot Handle (1487226)
1487226
Adam & Eve CyberSilicone 7X G-Spot Hot Handle

When Mrs. Claus can't have Santa's big stick, she will have to settle for Kayden's frosty icicle...

Adam & Eve Kayden's Frosted Ice Silicone Cock (1487856)
1487856
Adam & Eve Kayden's Frosted Ice Silicone Cock

A woman who knows what she wants... Easy, vibrating G-Spot stimulation...

Penthouse mode G-Spot Caress, Sassy Pink (1094966)
1094966
Penthouse mode G-Spot Caress, Sassy Pink

And for dessert... Mrs. Claus!

Penthouse Heat Wave Warming Personal Lubricant, Cherry (1091219)
1091219
Penthouse Heat Wave Warming Personal Lubricant, Cherry

The First Lady of the North Pole says she's going to stick this one in Santa's stocking...

Rascal Toys Ass Twister (1590136)
1590136
Rascal Toys Ass Twister
 
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First impressions really do make a difference. The first thing I noticed when I opened the box with my Burning Angel 7.5" Waterproof Vibe was the pretty crackled black finish. While lookin' good doesn't always equate to feelin' good, I was still pretty sure I was in for a treat... 7.5" worth of a treat, to be exact!
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Awhile back, Alexandra from Lustique sent us one of these; a lovely blue one, extra long. Taylor appreciated the extra length... the sleeve is nice. It's a bit large at the opening so it should accommodate even very well endowed men but it doesn't give a sense of tightness upon entry.
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