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Issue #35, November 2009
Novelty News Features

Cougars Gone Wild!

Tyana Alvarado, Miss Cougar California!
Tyana Alvarado,
Miss Cougar California!
Crowned at the California Cougar Convention, November 6, 2009

If you spot a gorgeous, confident Cougar in her natural habitat, the first question you might want to ask her is, "You look amazing - how old are you?" If she had attended the "How to be a Cougar" class at this year's California Cougar Convention taught by the Queen of the Cougar Jungle, Lucia, she'd know the proper answer: "Old enough to be a Cougar."

The Cougars came slinking out of the "Cougar Closet" on Friday night to attend the California Cougar Convention 2009 at the Crowne Plaza, Beverly Hills. Perhaps by design, there were more Cubs than Cougars. What's a Cub, you ask? The young men that love older women. Queen Cougar Lucia shared her wealth of experience with the other Cougars in attendance: how to keep from "mothering" your Cub, how to remain emotionally detached while being actively involved with your Cub, and of course, how to deal with your Cub's mother.

During her keynote speech, which was open to Cougars and Cubs, she clarified that Cougars are single women over 40 who love men 10 or more years their junior. She believes the large divorce rate in the last few decades created the space for Cougars to exist: divorced men don't want to date women their own age; hence these women started dating younger men. Finally, Lucia posed the question: are Cougars just a fad? From the handsome room full of Cubs that were eager to get at the fabulous Cougars, it's clear that Cougars and Cubs are here to stay.

The keynote speech was followed by a round of speed dating, drinks and dancing. Attendees shopped at the Love Shack Parties (www.LoveShackParties.com) booth for lingerie and incognito vibrating goodies. Love Shack Parties handed out gift bags to all attendees with a flavored Grrl Toyz Spray Lubricant, Grrl Toys Lip Plumper and a Penthouse City Toys eye mask. The night concluded with a raffle hosted by Love Shack Parties where one lucky winner walked away with Topco Sales' Private Dancer Pole Kit. Finally, one beautiful Cougar was crowned Miss Cougar California 2009.

Sales and Marketing Tools You Can Use

Sales and Marketing Tools You Can UseDid you know Topco Sales provides retailers with a variety of sales and marketing tools to make selling easier?

If you ever need product images, web banners, and more, we have it on the Topco Sales website under downloads.

Savvy eCommerce retailers know that nothing drives traffic like videos. That's why Topco Sales offers a variety of Product Featurettes, Celebrity Featurettes, commercials and other videos so you can add compelling content to your website. Take a look and download them today from the media section of the website.

If you have a brick-and-mortar, then ask your distributor for the latest in Topco Sales signage. We've got all the brands covered, Penthouse, Adam & Eve, Rascal Toys, Grrl Toyz, Climax, Joanna Angel Burning Angel Toys, and so many more. There are a variety of sizes. The rectangular placards easily hang on a wall or from strings attached to the ceiling. There are square signs that fit easily in smaller spaces. Plus Topco Sales offers gorgeous posters that are great to place in large storefront windows.

We also believe strongly in helping to educate the consumer and engaging them about sex toys and adult products. We have a team of bloggers, a forum and so much more that brings together everyone from the manufacturer to the end consumer in the Topco Sales Community.

We have a store customer relations person, Burt Silverstein-whom many of you may know-who travels non-stop across the country visiting stores, helping you merchandise products and more. If you want a visit from Burt, just let us know.

Interested in making products under your own brand name? Topco Sales offers a free downloadable white paper on Private Labeling.

Talk to your distributor to find out more, or contact Topco Sales at info@topcosales.us. And let us know if you have any idea on how Topco Sales can help you-we're listening!

SEMENEX, a Delicious Addition to your Site!

SEMENEX, a Delicious Addition to your Site!Couples want products that enhance the flavor of semen. In an effort to entertain while raising awareness about the delicious powder drink shake mix, Topco Sales challenged people across America to a Pepsi Challenge style taste-test. Topco Sales, the manufacturer of SEMENEX, invited men to imbibe the powder drink shake mix, while women sampled the end result. Their honest, humorous, and sometimes titillating product reviews are now available at www.SemenexChallenge.com.

"We created the SEMENEX CHALLENGE in case some people were still a little ambiguous about the benefits of SEMENEX. A product that sweetens a man's cum is a tricky one to market. People are skeptical. People are confused about how to use it and why to use it. Frankly, it's a lot to for some people to swallow. We hope the SEMENEX CHALLENGE will give consumers a quick education on SEMENEX and also put a smile on their lips," says Desiree Duffie, Director of Marketing and Public Relations, Topco Sales.

The reviews are written accounts from people who took the SEMENEX CHALLENGE. Following the philosophy that 'the proof is in the pudding', or in this case the tapioca, readers can discover how SEMENEX enhances fellatio creating greater intimacy for a myriad of brave couples.

A SEMENEX CHALLENGE Video also shows the startling reactions of taste-testers. The men try the powder drink shake to see how they will enjoy a regiment of SEMENEX, while ladies taste the end results - both with and without SEMENEX.

"The video is a quirky parody of those soda challenges you saw in the 70's and 80's. We wanted to illustrate in a fun, yet honest way, the incredible benefits of SEMENEX. The video is a compelling component of the SEMENEX CHALLENGE website," says Annalee Wooster, Video Content Producer for Topco Sales.

To drive web traffic there is a SEMENEX CHALLENGE Widget. It can be implemented on blogs, social networking profiles and ecommerce sites. The SEMENEX CHALLENGE Widget gives an engaging snapshot of the SEMENEX CHALLENGE Video as well as the written reviews.

If you are a merchant and would like more information on how you can use the SEMENEX CHALLENGE to increase sales and traffic on your site, contact your distributor or your Topco Sales account representative today.

Topco Sales' Valentine's Day Gift Guide

Help your customers celebrate Valentine's Day with hot new sex toys from Topco Sales. These top 10 best sellers are the perfect way to turn up the heat and generate steamy transactions!

Grrl Toyz Kinky Iron 1044176
Grrl Toyz Kinky Iron

The discreet Kinky Iron is a triangular, three speed vibrator. The main body of the unit curves inward, is lined with nubs, and has a small raised mound positioned to provide targeted clitoral stimulation. Its handle is raised for ease of use.
 
Noveltease Bumps and Grinds 1009007
Noveltease Bumps and Grinds

Bumps and Grinds is a multi-player drinking and stripping board game. It includes 32 cocktail cards, a flirty feather boa, a game board, 1 die, and 6 pawns. The object of the game…? To see who loses their clothing first!
 
Japanese Silk Love Rope Wrist Cuffs, Purple 1014446
Japanese Silk Love Rope Wrist Cuffs, Purple

Japanese Silk Love Rope is made from ultra-soft, strong rope specifically designed to avoid chafing and skin damage. The one-size fits all adjustable wrist cuffs provide gentle but sturdy restraint. Bondage booklet included.
 
Wild S.E.X. Collection, Spinning Sex Swing 1014527
Wild S.E.X. Collection, Spinning Sex Swing

The Spinning Sex Swing is a heavy-duty sexual positioning device. Made to fit any doorway or ceiling/roof joist, the swing can accommodate 200 pounds with the use of the spring, or a total of 400 pounds without the spring. Comes complete with instruction booklet and mounting kit.
 
Penthouse Sweet Surrender, The Game of Dominance & Submission 1092017
Penthouse Sweet Surrender, The Game of Dominance & Submission

In the Penthouse Sweet Surrender game, players explore the pleasures of sensual dominance and sweet submission with sexy props like a silky black feather tickler, a faux leather blindfold, a rubber flogger, and two .5 fl. oz (14.7 ml) tubes of strawberry and cherry flavored personal lubricant. Perfect for BDSM beginners.
 
Adam & Eve Silicone Handmaiden the Original, Pink 1488226
Adam & Eve Silicone Handmaiden the Original, Pink

The Handmaiden the Original, Pink dong is 5" in length, 1.5" in diameter, and has a raised, ribbed pattern on the tip. Like all Handmaiden items, the dildo's shaft extends in an arc from the handled base creating a continuous curve built to suit the user's hands and body.
 
Adam & Eve Go Deep Oral Sex Spray, 4 fl. oz. 1483279
Adam & Eve Go Deep Oral Sex Spray, 4 fl. oz.

Adam & Eve® Go Deep Oral Sex Spray is a minty flavored spray that numbs the throat, inhibiting the gag reflex and allowing her to perform comfortable fellatio. He goes longer, she goes deeper. Everyone is happy. Available in 4 fl. oz. (118 ml) bottle. Made in USA.
 
Penthouse mode G-Spot Caress, Coy Purple 1094976
Penthouse mode G-Spot Caress, Coy Purple

The new Penthouse Mode G-Spot Caress features a soft, rubber tip with a Silky Smooth shaft. The petite vibrator also is aptly named for its shape, curving up from its handle into a rounded hook to create a perfect G-Spotter. A strategically placed nub along the base of the shaft provides added external stimulation.
 
69 Ego Stroker: CyberSkin Oral Sex Enhancer 1003174
69 Ego Stroker: CyberSkin Oral Sex Enhancer

The 69 Ego Stroker is the ultimate enhancement to oral sex. The opened ended CyberSkin sheath is designed to leave the head of the penis uncovered so a mouth can wrap around it, simulating a deep throat blow-job. Fitting at the base of the penis, it's sized just right for a hand to wrap around and has a ribbed interior to provide added sensation while being rubbed up and down.
 
Climax Twist 7x Rechargeable Vibe, 110V 1077207
Climax Twist 7x Rechargeable Vibe, 110V

The Climax Twist 7x Rechargeable Vibe has seven functions of vibration and pulsation operable via a convenient push button pad. The wand is equipped with one G-Spot curved end and one rounded end, housing individually controlled, ultra-powerful motors. The items major selling point however, is its revolutionary body design: the handle twists from 180° to lock in place at a full 90°, making it infinitely maneuverable.
 
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The Buzz
Check out what consumers are saying about Topco Sales manufactured toys.

Grrl Toyz Silk Touch Egg Vibe
The Outspoken Critic
I've tried a few eggs and bullets, and with the exception of the beloved Xtreme Pack, this is the bullet vibe I use most frequently. The bullet itself is about two inches long. It's textured: you can see from the picture above that it looks a little like a honey-dipper with three bloops of equal size and a fourth smaller bloop on the tip...
- Full review

Penthouse Pet Collection Laura Doone 1974 Hairy Pussy
Eden Fantasys
This is a very well made, and realistic feeling masturbation toy. The nostalgic commemorative packaging, and the addition of hair, also make it extremely unique. So if you are looking for something a little different, or even a gift for someone who enjoys the 'unshaven look', this would be a great toy to consider.
- Full review

Wildfire Celebrity Series April Flores' Voluptuous CyberSkin Pussy
Eden Fantasys
The April Flores Voluptuous Cyberskin Pussy by Topco, is a well made and unique looking realistic vagina. The Cyberskin material has an incredibly realistic feel to it, and its larger size and shape helps to make this toy appear and feel more lifelike than its smaller counterparts, the pocket pussies.
- Full review

Featured Products
Two New Grrl Toyz Products Now Available from Topco Sales

Two New Grrl Toyz Products Now Available from Topco Sales

Topco Sales announces the release of two new items to its popular Grrl Toyz line of products. The pieces-which are now available for order-include a small, discreet vibrator and an addition to the Grrl Shorts series.

Other innovative and exciting featured products now available from Topco Sales:

Topco Sales Gives Maidens a Hand

Topco Sales Gives Maidens a Hand
Topco Sales Turns Out Climax Twist 110v, 220v and Climax Jewels Cock Ring-2-go POP

Topco Sales Turns Out Climax Twist 110v, 220v and Climax Jewels Cock Ring-2-go POP
New Penthouse Vibrator from Topco Sales is in the Mode

New Penthouse Vibrator from Topco Sales is in the Mode
Topco Sales Launches Free Promotional Tool

Topco Sales Launches Free Promotional Tool
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