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Issue #2, February 2007
Novelty News Features

A Topco Sales® Rookie Learns the Ropes at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo

Rumor has it that Topco Sales'® favorite form of initiation is dropping newbies dead center into the madness of one of the yearly industry trade shows. The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo on January 10th-13th was my turn. With just three months of copywriting under my belt, and no prior adult industry exposure, I had no idea what to expect. I was, however, curious.

I arrived in the midst of an unusually frosty morning in Las Vegas. No sooner had I laid my bags down in the room at the Venetian, than I was greeted by my boss, Director of Marketing and Public Relations, Desiree Duffie, who swept me upstairs to the Topco Sales® suite. The suite was the center of the action, with the sales team greeting clients and introducing them to Topco Sales'® 113 new items.

While I was in the room, curious guests gravitated toward the most unique new offerings such as the Lex Steele Interracial Double Dong, Fizz™ soda-flavored lubricants, and the unusual Night Moves vibrators. The sales staff quickly sprang into action, describing the features of these items, while offering copies of the Topco Sales® January Catalog and printed copies of Issue #1 of Novelty News.

"I was thrilled with response to our new items," said Topco General Sales Manager Terry Mc Gowan. "The sales team put all their energy into this show and I am blown away by what we have been able to accomplish here."

International Sales Manager Vanessa Pelligrini nearly fell over as her client left the room. Through weary red eyes she said, "I've been out with clients every night this week. I've been relationship building." The other members of the team looked equally weary, but they all still had enough energy to boast about the week's achievements.

In the corner of the room stood a larger than life cardboard standee of Lexington Steele. Earlier in the week Lex himself came by to see his new products and pose for photos.

After visiting the suite, Desiree and I went downstairs and walked through the B2B section of the show. There we visited with our many distributors with their products on display. The B2B section of the show demonstrated that no matter how much the industry expands, there seems to be an ever-present team mentality that is a comfort when the pressure to keep up intensifies.

The consumer section of the show offered my first chance to get face to face with our end-users, at least, these were the first end users I'd ever seen act so open about it. Still dizzy from my first close brush with Ron Jeremy, I also came across artistically painted bare breasts, a nude mechanical bull ride, and a public toe sucking. I was there for an education, after all.

Amy Balfour has been copywriting for Topco Sales since October 2006. This is her first time working in the adult industry. She also contributes monthly to the Novelty News.

Memphis Shows Off Her Piece

Hustler® Video's contract star, Memphis Monroe

Hustler® Video's contract star, Memphis Monroe, was very active at the AVN show in Las Vegas. She was a model in Tera Patrick's lingerie fashion show and was a big hit while at the Hustler® Party, where she posed for photos and danced on the stage for an admiring crowd.

While at the show, she showed off her new 'piece'-the Memphis Monroe Vibrating CyberSkin® Pussy and Ass. Eager attendees waved their arms for the Hustler® hottie's attention and some of the lucky ones were given a free sample, making them among the very first to own this new addition to the Hustler® Toy line.

An authentic replica of the Hustler® cutie, the piece is hand-crafted and painted to capture every detail of Memphis' perfect pussy and tight ass. The love entries are snug and ribbed, and a powerful, multi-speed vibrating Love Bullet® adds extra throbs and tingles. Included is a free bottle of CyberSkin® Renew, to keep Memphis nice and fresh for many nights of pleasure.

The Memphis Monroe Vibrating CyberSkin® Pussy and Ass will be available in March from Topco Sales®.

Penthouse® Goin' Deep Super Party in Miami

2007 Penthouse Pet of the Year Heather Vandeven

On Saturday, February 3rd Penthouse® celebrated at the Mansion Night Club in South Beach, Miami with thousands of fans and A-List celebrities. Snoop Dogg performed along with three of the hottest celebrity DJs in America; DJ Kid Capri, DJ Irie and Technician the DJ. Additionally, over twenty-five Penthouse® Pets were there, including, 2006 Pet of the Year, Jamie Lynn. Taking over the reign was Heather Vandeven, as she was named the new Pet of the Year for 2007.

As the manufacturer of Penthouse Toys®, Topco Sales® helped keep the night festive by providing over two-thousand party-goers with Penthouse® Body Collection Massage Crème and Spray-On Massage Oil. The Body Collection has simple, elegant packaging and comes in three seductive scents: Jasmine, Eucalyptus and Lavender.

Fans raved about their slippery treats as the party raged into the night. You can view all of the items in this collection here.

On the Road with Burt Silverstein

New Beginnings New Products Presentation

Road Warrior Burt Silverstein

On January 17th, New Beginnings, located in Sylmar, California, was given a formal presentation of the new products available from Topco Sales®. Burt Silverstein, Manager of Topco Sales® Customer Relations, was there to show off the new products. He explained their features, answered questions, and let the sales staff at New Beginnings hold, touch, and taste the latest from Topco Sales®.

New Beginning Account Executive, Gabriel Wilkinson, commented, "We enjoyed having Burt come in to show us the product line; it looks so impressive. I really like the packaging on the Night MovesT. It is very striking. Another favorite are the Mini Love Bullets® in the Adam & Eve Signature Toy® line."

Burt shows off the Topco wares

Account Executive Michael Galuppo also was impressed, "I really like the Fizz™ Lubes. They taste just like soda and the little bottles are packaged very well. The new CyberSkin® products look good, and as always, I can't believe how real it feels."

Silverstein shows products to distributors, at trade shows, and for parties and events all over the world. If you are interested in having him stop by to do a presentation when he is in your area, please call Topco Sales® at 800-867-2601 and ask to speak with Terry McGowan.

Product Spotlight

Wedding Season is Sneaking Up, So Stock Up!

With spring about to 'March' in-in less than a month-make sure you are stocked up on items for the bride and groom. Bridal showers, bachelor and bachelorette parties, honeymoon night-all these occasions call for an array of fun and provocative gifts.

Topco Sales® has everything you need to stock-up for the bridal season. A great place to start is with the Kits for DummiesT; what a great brand to have on the store shelf! Make sure you order all three.

No bachelor or bachelorette party is complete without a blow-up doll, and Topco Sales® has a wide array from the silly to the serious. There are some for his party, some for her party-something for almost ANY party.

Everyone knows that games are always a hit, and Topco Sales® has a wide selection. There are party games, card games, games for the girls, and games just for two.

Don't forget the best-selling couples' products of all time; the TLC® Love Swing® and the Wild S.E.X. Collection® Spinning Sex SwingT. A deluxe gift for the happy couple, this premium item is a must-have for the serious adult retailer. Oh! And don't forget to have enough swing stands in stock!

And take note of all the fun couples' kits that Topco Sales® has to offer. These are exactly what the bride and groom will need on their honeymoon, so make sure you have plenty on hand to answer the bridal season demand.

Kits For Dummies™

Basic Solutions® Bachelorette Party Kit For DummiesT (82007)
82007
Basic Solutions® Bachelorette Party Kit For DummiesT


This exciting kit will help bachelorettes say, "Goodbye" to single life with one last crazy night.
Basic Solutions® Honeymoon Getaway Kit For DummiesT (82008)
82008
Basic Solutions® Honeymoon Getaway Kit For DummiesT


This collection of intimate accessories helps newlyweds make their honeymoon getaway unforgettable.
Basic Solutions® Romantic Massage Kit For DummiesT (82009)
82009
Basic Solutions® Romantic Massage Kit For DummiesT


Couples can indulge their senses and also learn to create the ultimate romantic massage.

Party Time

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TLC® Fat-Ass Inflatable Party Doll


With more bounce per ounce, the Fat Ass Inflatable Party Doll is a sure attention getter and space filler!
TLC® Fat-Ass Inflatable Party Doll (0201-7)
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TLC® Peter PeckerT Inflatable Party Doll with Ring Toss Game


Now here's a man that won't ever let you down! At 12 inches, he's sure to be the center of attention. Take him along to your next bachelorette party.
TLC® Peter PeckerT Inflatable Party Doll with Ring Toss Game (0204-7)
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TLC® Man of the Year Inflatable Doll


Perfectly fun, life-size doll for bachelorette parties, birthdays, etc.
TLC® Man of the Year Inflatable Doll (0212-7)
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TLC® Bareback Mount-Him Love Doll with Bandana


It's high noon, so aim your barrel at this bandana-clad, blow-up cowboy.
TLC® Bareback Mount-Him Love Doll with Bandana (0214-7)
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TLC® Perfect 10 Deluxe Love Doll


Special vibrating love grip pleasure hand, true to life realistic hands with painted nails, penetrating crystal eyes, beautiful long pearl-like earrings, vibrating soft, lifelike jumbo breasts with 10 inch hard plastic vibrator, vibrating anus, vibrating vagina with hair, true to life realistic feet with painted toenails.
TLC® Perfect 10 Deluxe Love Doll (0249-7)
0262-7
TLC® Centerfold Fantasy Love Doll


Features a custom-designed "Deep Throat" for oral penetration. Modeled after Dyanna Lauren with an appealingly realistic face, vibrating vagina and anus. Includes a personally signed centerfold poster of Dyanna.
TLC® Centerfold Fantasy Love Doll (0262-7)
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TLC® My Man Light-Up Nose


These gag glasses will have heads turning! Be the biggest dick at your next party. Nose lights up and blinks for extra attention.
TLC® My Man Light-Up Nose (1305-7)

Fun and Games

Around The World in Bed Game (0903-7)
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Around The World in Bed Game


Design sexual positions on your hanging game board with the static-stick cutout figures. Then aim and shoot the suction-cup darts to get your position assignment!
Hearts Are Wild Game (0906-7)
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Hearts Are Wild Game


Partners journey down the path of provocation with this romantic adventure game.
For Lovers Only Game (0907-7)
0907-7
For Lovers Only Game


A fun action board game for two. Use the passion playing cards to play.
Erotic Love Notes® (0911-4)
0911-4
Erotic Love Notes®


69 steamy cards give users the excuse to do every erotic activity they desire.
Erotic Strip Poker (0914-4)
0914-4
Erotic Strip Poker


Strip poker with a kinky twist. Sexy card design and hot rewards for the ante pot.
Color Me Sexy Body Crayons Kit (1411-8)
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Color Me Sexy Body Crayons Kit


Six crayons and six marker tips in an easy to use holder give artistic freedom to explore the curves of a sexy canvas! (non-toxic and water-soluble)
TLC® Wild SexT Bondage Kit (1405-7)
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TLC® Wild SexT Bondage Kit


Contains everything you need to harness your wild beast! A leopard print, fur-lined wrist-cuffs and mask, wild sex strawberry oil, leopard print fur-lined vibe bag, and a seven-inch gloss black vibe.
TLC® Fetish Slave Kit (1414-7)
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TLC® Fetish Slave Kit


Includes a black leather peek-a-boo mask, silky whip for tickling torture and leather-scented lubricant.
TLC® Erotic Foreplay Kit (1415-4)
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TLC® Erotic Foreplay Kit


Includes a seven-inch multi-speed body massager, a silky lace mask and a racy red garter. A sexy satin "Do Not Disturb" door hang lets you play in private.
TLC® Fetish Chains of Pleasure Kit (1416-7)
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TLC® Fetish Chains of Pleasure Kit


Pain free torture kit gives domination a soft side: Comfortable constraints: sexy, padded eye mask and metal handcuffs with keys and quick release. Pain-free, black whip with metal o-ring and clip makes the domination sexy in look and luscious in licks. Full surrender warrants reward with cooling gel that sooths the hot spots.

Swings

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TLC® Love Swing®


Fully adjustable sex harness includes hanging hardware and instruction manual. Kit comes complete and fully assembled. Love positions manual included.
TLC® Love Swing® (1451-7)
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TLC® Wild S.E.X. Collection®, Spinning Sex SwingT


360-degree rotation for increased range of motion and sexual creativity! The durable leopard-print swing offers luxurious fur-lined stirrups for ultimate comfort so you can swing in style.
TLC® Wild S.E.X. Collection®, Spinning Sex SwingT (1452-7)
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TLC® Universal Sex Swing StandT


No more holes in the ceiling! This freestanding steel sex swing stand supports up to 400 lbs. The wide support stance provides total stability and freedom of movement, while built-in steel loops are "bondage ready".
TLC® Universal Sex Swing StandT (1453-7)

For Couples

TLC® With Love Rose Scented Silk Petals (1468-4)
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TLC® With Love Rose Scented Silk Petals


Create a romantic mood with these roses. Silky soft petals are great for foreplay.
TLC® Sugar Kiss Frosted Body Icing Kit for Couples (3116-4)
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TLC® Sugar Kiss Frosted Body Icing Kit for Couples


Take a look at the ingredients. This is delicious fun for two that gives new meaning to "icing on the cake"!
TLC® Romantic Getaway, The Great Escape (3208-7)
3208-7
TLC® Romantic Getaway, The Great Escape


Everything you need for a romantic rendezvous: a multi-speed, battery operated body massager, two fl. oz. bottles of strawberry Hot Stuff® warming oil, Passion PlayT Swedish massage lubricant, Danish cherry AfterHours® massage oil, and five 6 cc travel-size packettes of invigorating ginseng massage oil, chocolate Hot Stuff® warming massage oil, piña colada AfterHours® massage gel, strawberry margarita AfterHours® massage gel, and relaxing massage crème.
TLC® Adult Play Pail (3215-4)
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TLC® Adult Play Pail


This reusable pail includes a 4 oz. can of strawberry whipped crème, two fl. oz. Hot Stuff® warming oil, piña colada, one oz. container of wild fruit body dust, two fl. oz. bottle of cinnamon AfterHours® massage oil, one fl. oz. bottle of cherry kissing potion, one fl. oz. banana body drops, scented candle, and exotic feather.
TLC® Body Whipped Crème Sampler Collection, Three 4 oz. Cans (3225-7)
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TLC® Body Whipped Crème Sampler Collection, Three 4 oz. Cans


A collection of deliciously edible body toppings in three flavors: juicy watermelon, wild cherry and sweet strawberry. Three 4 oz. cans.
TLC® Treasury of Fun Body Stuff (3247-7)
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TLC® Treasury of Fun Body Stuff


Contains three two fl. oz. bottles of AfterHours® strawberry liqueur flavored body oil, apple cinnamon flavored Fruit YummiesT Body Gelee, and cherry flavored Hot Stuff® warming oil. Passion berry flavored dusting powder and feather also included.
TLC® Hot Stuff® Sampler, Four 1 fl. oz. Bottles (3256-7)
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TLC® Hot Stuff® Sampler, Four 1 fl. oz. Bottles


Warming massage oil in four fantastic flavors. Soft and delicious, make your lover hot and tasty. Water based and entirely edible, yum it up with chocolate, cherry, strawberry and banana daiquiri flavored oils.
TLC® Let's Celebrate All Occasion Funtime Kit (3381-7)
3381-7
TLC® Let's Celebrate All Occasion Funtime Kit


An all-occasion lovers' party essential kit that contains: two party balloons, one heart-shaped romantic candle, one fun confetti pack, 4 oz. strawberry whipped crème, two fl. oz. aromatherapy bubble bath, one fl. oz. piña colada warming oil, one fl. oz. tropical fruit love gelee, one fl. oz. china musk massage oil, one fl. oz. cherry lickable body paint, one oz. strawberry kissing potion, one oz. wild berry body dust, and a feather tickler.
TLC® Bachelorette Party Kit (3398-7)
3398-7
TLC® Bachelorette Party Kit


This fun party kit comes complete with three wild games, two pillow packs of massage oil, a blindfold, and a bachelorette name badge.
TLC® 1001 Nights® Lover's Collection (3399-4)
3399-4
TLC® 1001 Nights® Lover's Collection


This romantic collection includes three two fl. oz. bottles of clove love massage oil, passion fruit & ginger warming massage oils, and cherry almond body gellé, a four wt. oz. jar of strawberry body dust, a feather tickler, a romantic candle, a wooden body massager, five cones of patchouli-scented incense, and an ancient lover's scroll.
TLC® The Honeymoon for Lover's Kit (3400-4)
3400-4
TLC® The Honeymoon for Lover's Kit


This kit contains romantic essentials for a memorable honeymoon. Includes a five fl. oz. bottle of succulent strawberry flavored massage oil, a multi-speed, battery operated body massager, a two fl. oz. bottle of sweet almond body massage oil, a wooden massager, a passion candle, flirting feather, and a two fl. oz. bottle of raspberry sunshine love suds.
TLC® 1001 Nights® Exotic Massage for Lovers (3408-7)
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TLC® 1001 Nights® Exotic Massage for Lovers


This intimate kit includes three two fl. oz. bottles of exotic fragranced oils in wild orchid, sweet lavender, and sensual sandalwood, a natural wooden body massager, and an intimate lover's scroll.
TLC® 1001 Nights® Enchanted Evening for Lovers (3414-7)
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TLC® 1001 Nights® Enchanted Evening for Lovers


Includes an iridescent purple mini body massager, a two fl. oz. bottle of mirage sensual lubricant and a two fl. oz. bottle of strawberry spice warming massage oil, a .14 fl. oz. jar of lovers prolong crème with ginseng for him, a .14 fl. oz. jar of cherry passion gellé for her, and an intimate lovers scroll.
TLC® Jel-Lee® Pleasure Kit for 2 (4854-7)
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TLC® Jel-Lee® Pleasure Kit for 2


Both partners can share sensations with two separate multi-speed battery controllers and four interchangeable Jel-Lee® love toys: A fantasy unicorn for clitoral ecstasy, a nubbed love ring, a magic wand, and an anal enchanter. Comes with one oz. Jel-Lee® gelle lubricant.
TLC® Precious Gems Jewelry Box Collection (4861-7)
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TLC® Precious Gems Jewelry Box Collection


A fine collection of unique Jel-Lee® pleasure sleeves in radiant ruby and sapphire shimmer and a Jel-Lee® 'Little Gem' in brilliant emerald, a battery operated, multi-speed vibrating egg. Also includes the silver splendor 7inches body massager with multi-speed vibrations and one oz. fragrance-free lubricating gellé.
TLC® Precious Gems Ruby Love Heart Collection (4865-7)
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TLC® Precious Gems Ruby Love Heart Collection


Ruby Love Heart strap-on is made of sleek Jel-Lee® material with soft pleasure nubs and adjustable elastic straps. Insert the multi-speed vibrating Love Bullet® for clitoral/vaginal stimulation and use the center 'cut-out' with love nubs as a cockring or with the silver splendor 7inches multi-speed vibrator. Kit also includes one oz. of lubricating gelle.
Featured Products

New Climax® Bursts from Topco Sales® offer savvy satisfaction in five clever versions: Warming, Cooling, Aphrodisiac-Enhanced, Anal, and Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner. These inspired new items have been enhanced with Vitamin E beads that burst on contact, moisturizing and soothing sensitive skin.
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Other innovative and exciting featured products now available from Topco Sales®:

Basic Solutions® Inti-Mist® Feminine Moisturizer, 4 fl. oz. Bottle (82002)

Intimate Care Goes Back to Basics with Basic Solutions®
Climax® Rabbits, Pink Bunny Bullet (7491-6)

Topco Sales® Releases Climax® Rabbits and These Bitty Bunnies Offer Big Results
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